$10.00 - On Sale
Captain Yampy's third freakture discovery. The baddest monkey flipper this side of the Cape of Crusaders, Wild Borb McMarinade. Leader of the Fur Fighters and self proclaimed Champion Donkle Damager, Borb lost his right eye in a fierce battle with Merkle Wart II.
Warning: Borb can be violent, unpredictable and will kick you in the starter at the first available opportunity.
Specimen Information Data Analysis:
Name: Wild Borb McMarinade
Age: 42 3/4
Height: 3ft & rising (2.5")
Special Powers: elegant monkey wrenching, celebrity cyclops impersonations.
Hopes & Dreams: to open a bar & grill called Food Fighters, where customers pay for their meal by fighting to the death with staff.
As with all of the specimens collected by the Captain Yampy Catch And Release Program (codename: C.A.R.P), this will be available for adoption for one week, before be released back into it's natural habitat, cabbage patch or apple app sack.
All specimens are unique and are guaranteed to love you long time, all for ten dollar.